I hope Dr Mahathir recovers from his hospital stay and returns home asap. No one should suffer any ailment.
I wanted to comment about Dr Mahathir’s chopsticks analogy for some time now but it got postponed.
Everytime we drive down the Seremban Highway towards KL we note this billboard ‘e-banci 2020..‘. It refers to an e-census (online census) which was obviously done in 2020. My wife and I and our sons know for a fact that none of us participated in any e-banci. No one contacted us. I recently asked a lawyer friend if he took part in any e-banci or online census in 2020. His answer was also in the negative.
So dear reader, have you or anyone you know taken part in any e-banci (online census) in 2020? Few people even know about it. I am sure hundreds of millions of Ringgit were spent on that online census.
Not everyone in the country even has an online link. How did the e-banci count all the people in the country? Yet the e-banci 2020 website says there are some 32.7 million people in the country. How do you know when so many people did not take part in the online census?
I know for a fact that the previous census done in 2014 also did not count my family. At that time we were living in Bukit Jalil in a taman with over 500 link houses of which we were the only non-Chinese house. Later another non-Chinese family moved in. All the Chinese houses had dogs and/or that red tokong in front of their houses.
I saw the Malay “Census” girls arriving in a van. They walked into our street but did not ring any bells or knock on any doors. After a while the Malay girls just got back in their van and drove off. No census was taken in our area. I know my family was not counted in 2014. Hundreds of millions of Ringgit must have been spent yet there is no proper census.
Without an accurate Census how do we know exactly how many people there are in the country? How do we know exactly how many Chinese, Ibans, Malays, Kadazans or Indians there are in the country?
And here is a population mystery. 20 years ago there were said to be two (2) million Indians in the country. Now 20 years later they still say there are two million Indians in the country. This cannot be correct.
A few weeks back YB Waythamoorthy said that about TWO million Indians would like to attend the Thaipusam all over the country. I recall that a few years ago (before Covid) almost ONE million Indians gathered at Batu Caves alone. If two million Indians can attend Thaipusam there must be more Indians staying at home. So what is the exact population of Indians?
And what about the Mamaks or Indian Muslims? Nowadays closer to election time all the Mamaks are automatically counted as Melayu. After the elections are over the Mamak / Melayu count may get blur again. People say there are more than 350,000 Mamaks in the country. I think the number is well over 500,000 if you count all the Mamaks in Penang as well. The point is we do not have an accurate population count.
How many Chinese are there in the country? There cannot be less than SEVEN million Chinese. I believe the number of Chinese is EIGHT million or more. In Singapore there are (about?) FOUR million Chinese? And what is the distribution of the population?
There are 11 Parliamentary seats in Kuala Lumpur of which almost ALL are won by the Opposition, especially the Chinese dominated DAP. The Malay population in Kuala Lumpur is supposed to be more than the Chinese but the number of Chinese who have registered to vote in Kuala Lumpur are more than the number of registered Malay voters. We do not know the exact numbers of Chinese in Kuala Lumpur (at least not in bukit Jalil).
YM Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah told me just a few months back that the actual Malay population in the entire country is about 16.2 million Malays. That is barely above 50% in a population of 32 to 33 million people.
Yes bumiputeras make up about 70% of the population but not all bumiputera are Muslim or Malay. Ibans, Kadazans, Dusuns, Orang Asli, Mamaks fall in these categories. (Oklah the Mamaks are counted during election time).
So Malays / Muslims / bumiputeras make up the majority of MPs because they do form the majority of the population. Plus there is also gerrymeandering and racial delineation of Parliamentary seats which causes Malay / Muslim / bumiputera MPs to dominate parliament.
But the Malay MPs belong to different and opposing parties and so their grip on power has decreased. Hence Brader Anwar, Najib and Hadi’s attendances at Thaipusam and at the temples.
There are more than TWO million Indians lah. And I believe there are more than EIGHT million Chinese. If you do not make an accurate count of the population then you can suffer surprises at the elections, when you argue about chopsticks etc.
Using tools has been one of the most important reasons for the dominance of the human race (homo sapiens) over the other animal species. Among other things using tools shows dexterity. Young children learning to use tools like chopsticks does sharpen hand eye coordination as well. The Chinese can save money buying learning toys for their kids.
Learning toys for hand eye coordination
Chopsticks have served the Chinese people well. Assimilation usually goes in the direction of from less desirable to more desirable. For example food is something that can convert anyone regardless of the culture that created it or the culture that consumes it. Why does the whole world eat pizza? Because it is desirable. From the North Pole to the South Pole human beings like pizza.
In Malaysia the Chinese have hijacked dodol, belacan, kari kepala ikan (malu kat Mamak lah) plus other foods from all the races. Some of the Chinese kari kepala ikan restaurants are really unbeatable.
The Chinese have long been exporting dodol durian overseas. And the Nyonya women have hijacked almost all the kueh Melayu. Maybe if the Chinese master teh tarik and roti canai then all the kedai mamak may have to close.There is already a popular Chinese owned nasi kandar in Puchong !!
Kuih Nyonya or Kueh Melayu? Mahu gaduh ka?
The Indians and Malays have also hijacked many Chinese foods. There is absolutely no such thing as Mee Mamak, beehoon or kway teow in India. Tau Foo Fah is 100% Chinese.
The same with clothes. There is cross-dressing (no pun intended, religious nuts take note) between cultures when a particular dress is desirable. The kain sarong is Indian. Kain pelekat (palayakattu) is certainly Indian. Yet Chinese men and women in Malaysia have since long ago been wearing kain pelekat at home.
And of course for centuries now the Nyonya women have assumed the gorgeous sarong kebaya. Many Malay women have just left the building completely.
In brief if it is desirable, if it is comfortable, if it is tasty and delicious, if it is useful, if it works, if it makes life easy then it will get hijacked. Imitation is the highest form of praise. Well even in religion the Chinese have hijacked some notoriety. Today in Malaysia among the top religious “preachers” and personalities in the country are the muallaf fellows like the Yees, the Liews and the Tees. And the Chinese muallaf fellows do not indulge in coconuts and bamboo telescopes, or hysteria kits. They stick to just plain regular “tidak boleh gunakan akal dalam agama” stuff.
One drawback in cultural exchange could be the inability of too many Chinese to speak Malay fluently. The Indians have this ‘problem’ too. This has nothing to do with the Chinese schools or Tamil schools. I will dwell on this a little more here. Do read on. But can you also blame the Chinese and Indians that just when they began speaking Malay better the Malays switched to Arabic? Just when the Chinese were going from ‘lu’ and ‘gua’ to ‘kamu’ and ‘aku’ the Malays pula switched to ‘ana’ and ‘anta’. Now the Chinese have to start all over again.
In the video below you can see and hear an Indian speaking Banjar. This happens in Johor, the Kuala Selangor, Sekinchan areas, across the Perak border in Hutan Melintang and Bagan Datok. (Javanese is more common).
The question is how come the other fellow does not speak Malay? Belum assimilate ke? And in Sarawak many Chinese speak Iban fluently. Like this guy here: